CELESTIAL SH*TSHOW: THE UNFILTERED ZODIAC GUIDE TO YOUR FAMILY’S COSMIC CHAOS

Family drama? Blame the stars. 💫

If you’ve ever suspected your sister’s mood swings are planetary or your uncle’s conspiracy theories are written in the stars, this book is for you.

Celestial Shitshow is a brutally honest, hilariously sharp zodiac roast of the people who raised you, ruined you, married into the family, and still expect you to show up for Sunday lunch. Each chapter tackles a zodiac sign — through the lens of your most unhinged relatives: the moody Cancer aunt, the chaos-craving Gemini cousin, the emotionally unavailable Capricorn dad.

From kids and co-parents to your boss, your ex, and your smug mother-in-law, no one is safe from this cosmic call-out.

Perfect for fans of astrology memes, dark humor, and “it’s funny because it’s true” family chaos, this book offers stellar validation for every time you thought, It’s not me — it’s their star sign.

Whether you’re a seasoned stargazer or a skeptical Sagittarius, this laugh-out-loud guide helps you decode your relatives, lovers, coworkers, and in-laws — and maybe even forgive them... just a little.

Includes:

• A chapter for each zodiac sign (yes, even yours)

• Dysfunction decoded: toxic traits, shady habits & cosmic coping tools

• Covers children, parents, in-laws, lovers, coworkers, and more

Add to cart if you love zodiac memes, roast-style humor, or need therapy but prefer sarcasm.