Victoria Clark is a certified astrologer, former Human Resources professional, and lifelong people-watcher. After years of decoding human behavior in corporate cubicles and chaotic family dinners, she decided it was safer—and funnier—to blame the stars. A recovering people-pleaser, Victoria brings sharp wit, emotional depth, and cosmic mischief to her writing. The Celestial Shitshow is her debut book, a brutally honest zodiac roast of the people who raised you, ruined you, and still expect you to show up for Sunday lunch.
Victoria Clark is a certified astrologer, former Human Resources professional, and lifelong people-watcher. After years of decoding human behavior in corporate cubicles and chaotic family dinners, she decided it was safer—and funnier—to blame the stars. A recovering people-pleaser, Victoria brings sharp wit, emotional depth, and cosmic mischief to her writing. The Celestial Shitshow is her debut book, a brutally honest zodiac roast of the...
Finally—an astrology book that spills the real tea on why your family drives you absolutely insane. Tired of sugary astrology guides that paint Virgos as “perfectionists” and Leos as “charismatic leaders”? This no-holds-barred book exposes the cosmic truth: why your Virgo mother-in-law has a mental spreadsheet of your every flaw since 2011, and...
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