Victoria Clark is a certified astrologer, former Human Resources professional, and lifelong people-watcher. After years of decoding human behavior in corporate cubicles and chaotic family dinners, she decided it was safer—and funnier—to blame the stars. A recovering people-pleaser, Victoria brings sharp wit, emotional depth, and cosmic mischief to her writing. The Celestial Shitshow is her debut book, a brutally honest zodiac roast of the people who raised you, ruined you, and still expect you to show up for Sunday lunch.
Victoria Clark is a certified astrologer, former Human Resources professional, and lifelong people-watcher. After years of decoding human behavior in corporate cubicles and chaotic family dinners, she decided it was safer—and funnier—to blame the stars. A recovering people-pleaser, Victoria brings sharp wit, emotional depth, and cosmic mischief to her writing. The Celestial Shitshow is her debut book, a brutally honest zodiac roast of the...
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