Celestial Sh*tshow

THE UNFILTERED ZODIAC GUIDE TO YOUR FAMILY'S COSMIC CHAOS

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Celestial Shitshow: The Unfiltered Zodiac Guide to Your Family’s Cosmic Chaos

What happens when you mix zodiac signs with messy family dynamics? A cosmic roast you didn’t know you needed.

Celestial Shitshow is a brutally honest, gloriously no-holds-barred zodiac roast of the people who raised you, ruined you, and somehow still expect you to attend Sunday lunch.

From the Cancer mom who can turn a casserole into a guilt trip to the Leo dad holding court at every braai, this laugh-out-loud astrology guide skewers every sign with sharp wit and brutal honesty. Whether you’re side-eyeing your in-laws, raising a Taurus toddler, or wondering why your Scorpio cousin still holds a grudge from 2009, you’ll see your whole family in these hilariously unflattering star-crossed portraits.

Irreverent, wildly relatable, and wickedly funny — perfect for astrology lovers, meme addicts, and anyone who’s ever survived a family holiday dinner.

Praise for this book

This book is a masterclass in storytelling, blending suspense and emotion in a way that keeps you hooked from the first page to the last.